Horoscope for the week of March 8, 2000

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Horoscope for the week of March 8, 2000

  • Aries

    Aries | March 21 to April 19

    Your refusal to observe the dress code at work may soon get you fired. Perhaps you should admit that one doesn't need a suit and tie to wash dishes.
  • Taurus

    Taurus | April 20 to May 20

    You will be forced to leave the army in disgrace when it is discovered that you never enlisted and are not actually a soldier.
  • Gemini

    Gemini | May 21 to June 20

    Further FAA investigation of the airplane's black box will still be unable to detect anything but your off-key whistling of "O Canada."
  • Cancer

    Cancer | June 21 to July 22

    Take some time out for yourself this week. Two or three minutes will do, as you really aren't worth much more.
  • Leo

    Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22

    You will gain insight into an exciting new dimension, thanks to a pair of red-and-blue-lensed cardboard spectacles.
  • Virgo

    Virgo | Aug. 23 to Sept. 22

    That spare tire around your midsection isn't going away by itself. Invest in a quality set of tire irons.
  • Libra

    Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22

    You will be devastated when a New York Times editorial says you have "yet to convince voters that you have a true passion for seeking the presidency."
  • Scorpio

    Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21

    The end is in sight. Only one final step remains before you can truly be called a martyr.
  • Sagittarius

    Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21

    Though you are a drug czar, you are not, in fact, Barry McCaffrey, the official U.S. drug czar.
  • Capricorn

    Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19

    There is not a person alive who can't beat you at tic-tac-toe.
  • Aquarius

    Aquarius | Jan. 20 to Feb. 18

    The stars see great tragedy in your future, unless you become more generous with contributions to the Zodiac Widows & Orphans Fund.
  • Pisces

    Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20

    You will be gripped by the delusional suspicion that all of your closest friends on TV are actually just actors in some far-off studio.