Horoscope for the week of November 8, 2000

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Area Dad Thinks Refs Should Just Let Them Play Football

DOYLESTOWN, PA—Facetiously questioning how the game had suddenly become a non-contact sport, local father Aaron Harper confirmed his belief Thursday that referees officiating a Thanksgiving game between the Philadelphia Eagles and Detroit Lions should just let them play football out there.
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Just Like Everything Else!: Fox 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. ABC Pete's wife is still on him about building that darn shed, these kids are going to be the death of Sheila and Dave, and the hot next-door neighbor is up in EVERYBODY'S business! Sunday nights on ABC couldn't be any more familiar!

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Horoscope for the week of November 8, 2000

  • Aries

    Aries | March 21 to April 19

    As an alternative to cancellation, the stars have decided to cut costs by presenting your future in black-and-white.
  • Taurus

    Taurus | April 20 to May 20

    You can't shake the feeling that your friends and co-workers discuss your misshapen hump and antlers when you're not around.
  • Gemini

    Gemini | May 21 to June 20

    True inner peace eludes you when you eat seven chorizo-guacamole tacos with extra hot sauce.
  • Cancer

    Cancer | June 21 to July 22

    The nation's top onomatopoeia experts will be summoned to describe the wet, cracking, splattery sound you made when you finally hit the pavement.
  • Leo

    Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22

    You're not just "big-boned." And it's not glandular. And you can help it. Also, that's not just a cold sore.
  • Virgo

    Virgo | Aug. 23 to Sept. 22

    It's not true that nobody understands your pain. After all, you've been telling people about it for years.
  • Libra

    Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22

    Your Thanksgiving plans are dashed when you learn that there has already been a "Libra killer."
  • Scorpio

    Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21

    You will spend this weekend trying to come to grips with the awful fact that the American people could elect such a loser on your birthday.
  • Sagittarius

    Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21

    You are blessed with great luck to live in a society that feels obligated to try and save your incompetent, drunk ass from its own failings.
  • Capricorn

    Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19

    Things may look bad, but this is no time for Cancer to panic. Just put the gun down and trust the officer with the megaphone. He wants to help you.
  • Aquarius

    Aquarius | Jan. 20 to Feb. 18

    You're beginning to realize that, even though your telemarketing job is a good start, it's not as ghoulishly evil as you'd like.
  • Pisces

    Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20

    After 20 years of searching, you are forced to admit that there just isn't anything good on TV.