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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

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PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Horoscope for the week of October 27, 1999

  • Aries

    Aries | March 21 to April 19

    You will be distressed to find yourself listed under "old oil bottles" in your local sanitation department's "recyclopedia."
  • Taurus

    Taurus | April 20 to May 20

    It's true that your father once said, "When you're 18, you're out of the house," but he meant months, not years.
  • Gemini

    Gemini | May 21 to June 20

    You will fall victim to a dangerous personality disorder that makes you believe that the personal lives of celebrities are interesting and important.
  • Cancer

    Cancer | June 21 to July 22

    You are a one-of-a-kind being, unique in the Universe and the most beloved in Creation. Can Cancer have 10 bucks?
  • Leo

    Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22

    You will look like a prize jerk next week when your long-distance lover decides not to honor her end of the suicide pact.
  • Virgo

    Virgo | Aug. 23 to Sept. 22

    Though investigators will have a hard time believing it, evidence at the scene seems to corroborate your claim that the entire West Virginia legislature "just darted out in front of [your] car."
  • Libra

    Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22

    After a promising start, your relationship with that special man has ground to a halt. Try wrapping your fists in tinfoil to give your punches more "zing."
  • Scorpio

    Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21

    Don't fight the turning of the seasons: Time marches on, no matter how many leaves you glue back onto the trees.
  • Sagittarius

    Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21

    Though this may seem like a good time to save money, you can't afford not to buy the attractive four-place Mikasa dining set Sagittarius is selling for $39.95.
  • Capricorn

    Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19

    Relax, gentlemen. Men's underwear commercials can't "turn you gay." Watch as many of them as your heart desires.
  • Aquarius

    Aquarius | Jan. 20 to Feb. 18

    An odd string of events ensures that you posthumously go down in history as The Father Of The 12-Horse-Team Massage.
  • Pisces

    Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20

    You will become the object of a Secret Service investigation upon coming into possession of a dangerously spicy Tex-Mex chili recipe.

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