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Area Dad Thinks Refs Should Just Let Them Play Football

DOYLESTOWN, PA—Facetiously questioning how the game had suddenly become a non-contact sport, local father Aaron Harper confirmed his belief Thursday that referees officiating a Thanksgiving game between the Philadelphia Eagles and Detroit Lions should just let them play football out there.
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  • Aries

    Aries | March 21 to April 19

    You will begin the week feeling tired and "run down," but a delicious glass of grade-A milk will soon set you right as rain.
  • Taurus

    Taurus | April 20 to May 20

    To be Number One, you must be willing to make sacrifices. Do not, however, deny yourself the taste of fresh creamery butter.
  • Gemini

    Gemini | May 21 to June 20

    Begin your life-long quest for truth this week by fighting against this century's greatest lie: the myth of lactose intolerance.
  • Cancer

    Cancer | June 21 to July 22

    This is an important time of spiritual growth for you. Banish all symbols from your life except for the Real Dairy seal.
  • Leo

    Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22

    Nothing dresses up that slimming diet meal like a peach slice on a snow-white bed of cottage cheese.
  • Virgo

    Virgo | Aug. 23 to Sept. 22

    Just as there are four points on the compass and four chambers in the human heart, there are four food groups—and dairy is the only one you can drink.
  • Libra

    Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22

    Be sure to wash down all desserts, from cookies to cake, with an ice-cold glass of milk.
  • Scorpio

    Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21

    You will soon take an exciting trip around the world and drink the milk of many an exotic creature.
  • Sagittarius

    Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21

    Ease the horrible repetition of your dead-end delivery job by thinking about delicious dairy products.
  • Capricorn

    Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19

    It's no coincidence that they call it "the milk of human kindness."
  • Aquarius

    Aquarius | Jan. 20 to Feb. 18

    I always wanted to be a milkman— it’s the family business!
  • Pisces

    Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20

    In Heaven, when you die, there will surely be plenty of milk.