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Portable Video Devices

Portable DVD players and multiple-function devices such as Sony's PSP and Nokia's N-Gage are making it possible to watch pre-recorded video anywhere....

WTC Freedom Center Canceled

New York Governor George Pataki has canceled plans for the Freedom Center museum at ground zero, saying it was the cause of too much controversy....

Reggie Jackson Still Mr. October To His Librarian

PEBBLE BEACH, CA—Reggie Jackson, the legendary power hitter who earned the nickname "Mr. October" for his World Series heroics with the Oakland A's and New York Yankees, is still Mr. October as far as his librarian, Jody Halloway, is concerned.

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Your Horoscope

  • Aries

    Aries

    The stars do not usually warn mortals of specific outcomes or specific futures, but if you throw away a pair of face cards to try and fill a straight one more time, they're going to come down there and kill you.
  • Taurus

    Taurus

    You'll be swarmed by a rare strain of Americanized killer bees who, unlike their Africanized cousins, just want to hang out and watch TV all day.
  • Gemini

    Gemini

    Nothing of note will happen in the part of the week when you'll still be around.
  • Cancer

    Cancer

    After three long years, and 18 months before parole, prison sex is just as boring and rote as any other kind.
  • Leo

    Leo

    You thought the magic lamp looked kind of weird, and you're still sort of wondering what exactly that genie meant when he said you would now be immortal in dog years.
  • Virgo

    Virgo

    The sun and moon themselves will fall madly in love with you and set about vying for your affection by showering you with gifts, so, unfortunately, you'll be killed Thursday afternoon by a dozen roses and a box of chocolates traveling at near-orbital velocity.
  • Libra

    Libra

    You won't be hit by a bus this week, exactly. Circumstances will unfold so that you're traveling at almost 100 miles an hour when you strike a stationary bus.
  • Scorpio

    Scorpio

    Do not give up hope for happiness and companionship, for love is very real. However, none of the trite behaviors or quasi-magical aspects you attribute to love actually exist.
  • Sagittarius

    Sagittarius

    People are starting to wonder exactly how many times someone has to yell "Get Funky!" at you before you actually take the hint and do so.
  • Capricorn

    Capricorn

    You've always known that people are good deep down inside, but it's still a pain to carve away the excess skin and flab to get to the savory parts.
  • Aquarius

    Aquarius

    Your future seems to contain a great amount of fluorescent lighting, a lot of spreadsheets, and a great many people trying to avoid meaningful contact with you; basically, everything you went to college for.
  • Pisces

    Pisces

    You'll be simultaneously struck by mystical lightning, bathed with otherworldly cosmic rays, and injected with the Apollo Serum, so you'll be a pretty powerful superhero if you ever get out of the coma.
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