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O.J. Confession Book Cancelled

After stirring up a cloud of controversy, Fox and ReganBooks parent company News Corp cancelled both publication of the O.J. Simpson book If I Did...

Male Birth-Control Pill

Scientists are reportedly close to perfecting a birth-control pill for men that will stop the development of sperm. What do you think?

Web Hits 100 Million Sites

According to Internet-monitoring company Netcraft, there are now 100 million websites with unique domain names. What do you think?

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Fixed World Series Heralds First-Ever Moment of Excitement In Baseball
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  • Aries

    Aries

    The good news is that you won't die alone, as you've always feared. The bad news, however, is that it's because you'll be pregnant at the time.
  • Taurus

    Taurus

    Tens of thousands will applaud your invention next week of a larger and more convincing applause sign.
  • Gemini

    Gemini

    Whimpering softly at the end of a narrow hallway, you'll soon become acquainted with both definitions of the verb "to defile."
  • Cancer

    Cancer

    The stars are serious this time: If they ever catch you with those fucking tea leaves again, you can kiss the last 15 years goodbye.
  • Leo

    Leo

    Your towering throne of skulls might be impressive and all, but what's the point of being king if there's no one left to rule over?
  • Virgo

    Virgo

    Years of sweat and toil will finally pay off when your first novel is welcomed as a challenging and important work by cryptographers around the world.
  • Libra

    Libra

    An attempt to describe the concept of infinity to friends this Thursday will succeed in spite of your nonsensical rambling.
  • Scorpio

    Scorpio

    If you had any balls at all, you'd quit that pathetic sobbing and just take the castration like a real man.
  • Sagittarius

    Sagittarius

    While you claim that the suspense of your test results is slowly killing you, it's in fact a pulmonary embolism that's doing the job.
  • Capricorn

    Capricorn

    Your four-year degree from an Ivy League school will quickly propel you to the top of many collection agency lists.
  • Aquarius

    Aquarius

    You will be fired this week from your job at Staples just for taking home a bunch of office supplies.
  • Pisces

    Pisces

    Some may call you idealistic, even naïve, but more and more you're beginning to believe that every lack of a vote can make a difference.
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