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Area Dad Thinks Refs Should Just Let Them Play Football

DOYLESTOWN, PA—Facetiously questioning how the game had suddenly become a non-contact sport, local father Aaron Harper confirmed his belief Thursday that referees officiating a Thanksgiving game between the Philadelphia Eagles and Detroit Lions should just let them play football out there.
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  • Aries

    Aries | March 21 to April 19

    There won't be a dry eye in the house this week when support beams collapse under the heat of 10-foot flames and block all available exit routes.
  • Taurus

    Taurus | April 20 to May 20

    Your crude sense of humor will offend many this week, while the amount you supposedly charge for a standard mustache ride will offend the rest.
  • Gemini

    Gemini | May 21 to June 20

    While curiosity may have killed the cat, your wife and kids will soon fall victim to a deadly blend of anger and mistrust.
  • Cancer

    Cancer | June 21 to July 22

    You never considered yourself to be someone who's particularly good with his hands, but that's not to say that you won't miss them.
  • Leo

    Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22

    An old adage will be proven wrong this Thursday when bad things come to you in two-hundred-and-forty-threes.
  • Virgo

    Virgo | Aug. 23 to Sept. 22

    You'll learn the value of a dollar this week when drug lords put an emotionally devastating price on your head.
  • Libra

    Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22

    Disgrace will be yours when a conservationist, an animal-rights activist, and the host of a weekly get-together all label you as bad for the environment.
  • Scorpio

    Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21

    Your belief that others are secretly conspiring against you is truly absurd. In fact, they couldn't be more open about it if they tried.
  • Sagittarius

    Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21

    Sadly, your insatiable thirst for blood says more about the physical shape you're in than anything else.
  • Capricorn

    Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19

    Others can say what they want, but flogging that dead horse just seems to get funnier the more you do it.
  • Aquarius

    Aquarius | Jan. 20 to Feb. 18

    After a string of rejections, you'll finally find love this week on the most unlikely of street corners.
  • Pisces

    Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20

    Your worst shark, tornado, and public-speaking fears will be realized, pretty much at once next Tuesday.