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Strongside/Weakside: Jurgen Klinsmann

Despite leading the U.S. men’s national team through the so-called “Group of Death” in the 2014 World Cup, Jurgen Klinsmann has come under heavy criticism this week after his side finished fourth in the 2015 Gold Cup. Is he any good?

How Apple Plans To Rebound From Apple Watch Flop

With sales of the Apple Watch reportedly down 90 percent since its initial release, Apple is suffering in the wearables market and faces a lack of enthusiasm about its latest product. Here are some ways Apple can improve the watch and prevent the company from falling into a slump:
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    The number of Americans who went to the movies hit a 20-year low in 2014, leaving theaters scrambling to find ways to incentivize the public to see new releases on the big screen rather than watch films at home or on the internet. Here are some methods theaters are using to win back audiences and increase box office sales:

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  • Aries

    Aries | March 21 to April 19

    An attempt at sexual innuendo goes awry this week when animal rights activists come out in full force to protest the dangerous, disgusting treatment of your pet cat.
  • Taurus

    Taurus | April 20 to May 20

    You'll receive a giant burst of energy halfway through the week, thanks to lax safety regulations and an overheated nuclear reactor.
  • Gemini

    Gemini | May 21 to June 20

    A familiar face will bring you much- needed comfort this Thursday, at once allaying fears that your wife was cheating on you with a complete stranger.
  • Cancer

    Cancer | June 21 to July 22

    While you've always been proud of your ability to adapt to new and unexpected situations, you'll still fail to grow a set of functional gills by early next week.
  • Leo

    Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22

    A series of gruesome events will soon leave you sickened by not only the sight, but also by the sound, the feel, and the taste of blood.
  • Virgo

    Virgo | Aug. 23 to Sept. 22

    There's nothing quite like the laughter of children to illustrate what a total farce your life has become.
  • Libra

    Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22

    Your disarming smile faces its biggest challenge this week when the U.S. government sends you to defuse tensions in Pakistan.
  • Scorpio

    Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21

    The purchase of a new rocking chair will soon give your ailing mother the illusion of motion.
  • Sagittarius

    Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21

    Don't worry about what people are saying behind your back this week. Especially considering all the nasty things they'll be saying directly to your face.
  • Capricorn

    Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19

    While it's been ages since you last cried about having no shoes, you'll still keep running into that creepy man without feet every other week.
  • Aquarius

    Aquarius | Jan. 20 to Feb. 18

    Remember: Whoever said that humans only use 10 percent of their brains was probably using less than 6 percent of his.
  • Pisces

    Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20

    The stars are having a wonderful time this week trying to guess your weight.