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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

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PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Your Horoscope

  • Aries

    Aries | March 21 to April 19

    Your life story will soon be adapted in a hit Broadway play, though a lot of the over-the-top singing and dancing will have to be cut out in order to fit the stage.
  • Taurus

    Taurus | April 20 to May 20

    What others think of you is a constant source of worry, so take heart in knowing that they rarely ever do.
  • Gemini

    Gemini | May 21 to June 20

    The coming week will be influenced by forces outside your control, namely gravity, linear momentum, and high velocity friction.
  • Cancer

    Cancer | June 21 to July 22

    Balancing work and family is never easy, but with looming deadlines and daily staff meetings—well, it's just—what the hell do you expect from us, Margaret?
  • Leo

    Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22

    You will soon leave your body to science, though unfortunately for you, it's the type of science that studies the effects of being repeatedly set on fire.
  • Virgo

    Virgo | Aug. 23 to Sept. 22

    The stars indicate that it's important to take risks in life. Also, the stars indicate that by reading this horoscope you automatically absolve them of any liability should serious injury or death occur as a result of those risks.
  • Libra

    Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22

    Like the beetle that lays its eggs atop a mound of dung, so too will you hand in months of hard work to your supervisor this week.
  • Scorpio

    Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21

    Your hands will be covered in blood this Thursday, as will your clothes, and all of your walls. Then again, painting is always a little bit messy.
  • Sagittarius

    Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21

    They say you have the grace of a dancer and the agility of a world-class gymnast. After that, though, it's usually just a bunch of mean-spirited laughter.
  • Capricorn

    Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19

    The strange men in lab coats, aggravated by your resistance, will turn the dial to 60 volts. They will then repeat their question for the last time.
  • Aquarius

    Aquarius | Jan. 20 to Feb. 18

    Your lucky compound modifiers for this week are: long-term, hard-fought and military-history.
  • Pisces

    Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20

    Though a number of instructional tools already exist, physicists will recommend using your fat ass whenever the concept of inertia is taught in high school classrooms.

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