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What You Need To Know About Last Night’s Oscars Debacle

Many viewers were left wondering about the sequence of events that led to the initial erroneous declaration of ‘La La Land’ as the Best Picture winner at the Academy Awards Sunday instead of the real winner, ‘Moonlight’. The Onion breaks down what you need to know about this fiasco.

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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

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Your Horoscopes- Week Of April 20, 2010

  • Aries

    Aries | March 21 to April 19

    The stars, in their infinite wisdom, recommend that you check yourself this week, as not doing so might lead you to wreck yourself in the future.
  • Taurus

    Taurus | April 20 to May 20

    When life gives you lemons, why not blame them on your troubled upbringing and consequent inability to show affection? It sure beats making lemonade.
  • Gemini

    Gemini | May 21 to June 20

    A hand crank, two steel hooks attached at opposite ends of the oral cavity, and sheer mechanical force will soon leave you with a giant smile on your face.
  • Cancer

    Cancer | June 21 to July 22

    While it's been ages since you last cried about having no shoes, you'll still keep running into that creepy man without feet every other week.
  • Leo

    Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22

    Fears of being exposed as a fraud will be realized this week when you're revealed to lack the fluid color, strong lines, and playful style of Matisse's trademark works.
  • Virgo

    Virgo | Aug. 23 to Sept. 22

    Your imagination is the limit! Try visualizing what your future would look like as head garbage man!.
  • Libra

    Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22

    Wild peals of laughter will burst forth this week when you're unexpectedly struck in the nuts by cancer.
  • Scorpio

    Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21

    Scientists around the world will come to praise you as a true trailblazer in the field of Incorrect Particle Physics.
  • Sagittarius

    Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21

    Most firearm accidents occur in the home. Avoid becoming a statistic by getting shot repeatedly at work.
  • Capricorn

    Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19

    The stars were going to predict the beginning of a lifelong romance for you this week, but they couldn't get through it without bursting into laughter.
  • Aquarius

    Aquarius | Jan. 20 to Feb. 18

    They say there's nothing quite like the bond between a mother and her child, but then they have yet to see your experimental new adhesive compound.
  • Pisces

    Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20

    Forty thousand years after you were cryogenically frozen, scientists will at last bring you back to life when they discover a cure for goddamn stupidity.
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