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What You Need To Know About Last Night’s Oscars Debacle

Many viewers were left wondering about the sequence of events that led to the initial erroneous declaration of ‘La La Land’ as the Best Picture winner at the Academy Awards Sunday instead of the real winner, ‘Moonlight’. The Onion breaks down what you need to know about this fiasco.
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Your Horoscopes - Week Of April 6, 2010

  • Aries

    Aries | March 21 to April 19

    They say that God lives inside each and every one of us. Keep digging away until you find Him.
  • Taurus

    Taurus | April 20 to May 20

    Your fear and distrust of banks will result in you keeping all of your money, blood, and sperm beneath your mattress.
  • Gemini

    Gemini | May 21 to June 20

    It's not easy being a woman these days, what with you calling them up all the time and repeatedly begging for a second chance.
  • Cancer

    Cancer | June 21 to July 22

    Twins are often able to sense when the other is in danger, but you'll continue punching yours in the face long after he's dead.
  • Leo

    Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22

    Skunks are known to spray whenever they feel cornered, though why you decided to approach them with your latest screenplay idea is anyone's guess.
  • Virgo

    Virgo | Aug. 23 to Sept. 22

    What you first believe to be identity theft will soon turn out to be just another self-righteous asshole with commitment issues.
  • Libra

    Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22

    Never underestimate the power of suggestion. Neither this morning, nor later this afternoon, when you're busy washing the stars' truck.
  • Scorpio

    Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21

    You'll find profound beauty in the hideous and the grotesque this week, you perverted freak.
  • Sagittarius

    Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21

    This week, take a deep breath, look straight into the mirror, and release Bloody Mary from her otherworldly imprisonment.
  • Capricorn

    Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19

    The stars know this relationship isn't always easy, baby, but give it a chance. They promise you won't regret it.
  • Aquarius

    Aquarius | Jan. 20 to Feb. 18

    In nature, bright and iridescent colors are usually a warning sign to stay away, which explains why you're still single after all these years.
  • Pisces

    Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20

    Sometimes it's not so much what you say, but how you say it. Also, whether you're naked, high on methamphetamines, and standing in an abandoned parking lot at the time.

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