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What You Need To Know About Last Night’s Oscars Debacle

Many viewers were left wondering about the sequence of events that led to the initial erroneous declaration of ‘La La Land’ as the Best Picture winner at the Academy Awards Sunday instead of the real winner, ‘Moonlight’. The Onion breaks down what you need to know about this fiasco.

Brad Pitt Sidelined 6 To 8 Weeks With Red Carpet Toe

LOS ANGELES—Saying doctors strongly recommended that he stay off the injured foot, representatives for Brad Pitt confirmed to reporters Sunday that the actor was sidelined six to eight weeks with a case of red carpet toe.

The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:
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Your Horoscopes — Week Of June 25, 2013

  • Aries

    Aries | March 21 to April 19

    Tuberculosis is certainly not the death sentence it used to be, though that'll be hard to tell just by looking at you.
  • Taurus

    Taurus | April 20 to May 20

    Your support system is loving, reassuring, and always there for you, but sooner or later its bound to run out of donuts.
  • Gemini

    Gemini | May 21 to June 20

    Perhaps your pets could be cuter, but that's no excuse for sewing them inside your favorite stuffed animals.
  • Cancer

    Cancer | June 21 to July 22

    Judging by that lightheaded, dreamy feeling, this would be a good time to stop giving blood.
  • Leo

    Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22

    It's not everyday that money just falls out of the sky, but thanks to the Sears Tower, existential hopelessness, and pockets filled with change, it will today.
  • Virgo

    Virgo | Aug. 23 to Sept. 22

    You'll be shunned when the man you famously taught to fish dies of mercury poisoning.
  • Libra

    Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22

    They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Thankfully for you, his are completely bloodshot.
  • Scorpio

    Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21

    You'd really like to know where the people who say, "another day, another dollar" are getting their money from.
  • Sagittarius

    Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21

    The debate over stun guns will take a strange turn when you drunkenly decide that they probably wouldn't work on you.
  • Capricorn

    Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19

    You'll take it like a man this week, which pretty much just means you'll be too embarrassed to ask what "it" is.
  • Aquarius

    Aquarius | Jan. 20 to Feb. 18

    The stars can't decide what's more embarrassing, the fact that you still live out of a suitcase, or that you're a professional ventriloquist dummy.
  • Pisces

    Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20

    You've always thought you'd make a great father, but private investigators hired by seven of your former girlfriends have different views on the subject.
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