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What You Need To Know About Last Night’s Oscars Debacle

Many viewers were left wondering about the sequence of events that led to the initial erroneous declaration of ‘La La Land’ as the Best Picture winner at the Academy Awards Sunday instead of the real winner, ‘Moonlight’. The Onion breaks down what you need to know about this fiasco.

Brad Pitt Sidelined 6 To 8 Weeks With Red Carpet Toe

LOS ANGELES—Saying doctors strongly recommended that he stay off the injured foot, representatives for Brad Pitt confirmed to reporters Sunday that the actor was sidelined six to eight weeks with a case of red carpet toe.

The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:
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Your Horoscopes - Week Of March 30, 2010

  • Aries

    Aries | March 21 to April 19

    What others think of you is a constant source of worry, so take heart in knowing that they rarely ever do.
  • Taurus

    Taurus | April 20 to May 20

    It might not be today, and it might not be tomorrow, but you'll soon come to regret staging a pie-eating contest to choose a new nanny.
  • Gemini

    Gemini | May 21 to June 20

    You will inspire a new Zen riddle this week when a tree falls on top of you in the woods and there's no one around to hear all the screaming.
  • Cancer

    Cancer | June 21 to July 22

    Love can make a person do all sorts of weird and crazy things, but in your case, it'll mostly involve showering.
  • Leo

    Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22

    Exposure to bursts of gamma radiation will soon leave you with the tumor-growing ability of 10 regular men.
  • Virgo

    Virgo | Aug. 23 to Sept. 22

    While being replaced by a machine is never easy, losing your job to a common office stapler will prove especially difficult to take.
  • Libra

    Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22

    There won't be a dry eye in the house. That's how tear-jerkingly funny your wedding will be.
  • Scorpio

    Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21

    Doctors will diagnose you with a new strain of tuberculosis this week, or "Poor Unsuspecting Bastard's Disease" as it'll come to be known.
  • Sagittarius

    Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21

    You will come face to face with your worst fears this week after standing in front of a bathroom mirror.
  • Capricorn

    Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19

    Of all the plans you had for what you'd do with a million dollars, serving 12 years for grand larceny was probably last on your list.
  • Aquarius

    Aquarius | Jan. 20 to Feb. 18

    Admitting failure has never been your strong suit. Thankfully, this week's stench will say more than mere words ever could.
  • Pisces

    Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20

    The stars predict the beginning of a lifelong romance this week, which just goes to show you how wrong the stars can sometimes be.
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