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What You Need To Know About Last Night’s Oscars Debacle

Many viewers were left wondering about the sequence of events that led to the initial erroneous declaration of ‘La La Land’ as the Best Picture winner at the Academy Awards Sunday instead of the real winner, ‘Moonlight’. The Onion breaks down what you need to know about this fiasco.

Brad Pitt Sidelined 6 To 8 Weeks With Red Carpet Toe

LOS ANGELES—Saying doctors strongly recommended that he stay off the injured foot, representatives for Brad Pitt confirmed to reporters Sunday that the actor was sidelined six to eight weeks with a case of red carpet toe.

The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:
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Your Horoscopes - Week Of May 23, 2011

  • Aries

    Aries | March 21 to April 19

    Sometimes words are simply not enough to express how someone is feeling, which is why people keep insisting on defecating on your doorstep.
  • Taurus

    Taurus | April 20 to May 20

    Your quest to become the World's Greatest Lover will be derailed as you continue only meeting people who think you'd be a really great parent.
  • Gemini

    Gemini | May 21 to June 20

    Your old solution isn't going to work on your new problem. Try drinking twice as much of it.
  • Cancer

    Cancer | June 21 to July 22

    You've often said you'd like a word with whoever is responsible for all the bullshit, leaving you conflicted when you're promoted to manager of all the bullshit.
  • Leo

    Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22

    It will be nothing short of inspiring to see how quickly the community mobilizes once your profile goes up on the dating sites.
  • Virgo

    Virgo | Aug. 23 to Sept. 22

    You'll narrowly avoid an unlikely set of circumstances that almost sees you married to a horse, but you'll still be joined in matrimony to the two guys who were in the horse suit.
  • Libra

    Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22

    Although you'll admit you enjoy the new Doctor Who, you resent being referred to as "the kind of person who likes the new Doctor Who."
  • Scorpio

    Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21

    The attention will be nice and all, but until Thursday you'll have no idea there is a world record for Amount of Crap Put Up with in a Lifetime.
  • Sagittarius

    Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21

    Your inability to be spontaneous is well known, which will leave people struggling to put a name to what happens when you combust without warning next Wednesday.
  • Capricorn

    Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19

    This is an excellent time for romance in the workplace, leaving you wishing you hadn't signed that pesky form saying you wouldn't have any.
  • Aquarius

    Aquarius | Jan. 20 to Feb. 18

    You'll experience a sense of bone-deep certainty that you have not lived in vain now that "lying down on top of things" has actually become a fad.
  • Pisces

    Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20

    You'll build a better mousetrap, all right, but your mousetrap will be so terrifyingly good that people will avoid beating a path to your door for the sake of their own mortal souls.
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