Your Horoscopes — Week Of November 12, 2013

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‘Winnie-The-Pooh’ Turns 90

Winnie-The-Pooh, the A.A. Milne series featuring a stuffed bear and his toy animal friends, debuted 90 years ago this week. Here are some milestones from the franchise’s nearly century-long run:

50 Years Of ‘Star Trek’

Star Trek, the science-fiction show about the crew of the starship Enterprise, premiered 50 years ago today on NBC, spawning a cult following and decades of spin-offs. Here are some milestones from the franchise’s 50-year history

How Big-Budget Movies Flop

Despite the recent box-office failures of Exodus, Ben-Hur, and Gods Of Egypt, studios continue to fund big-budget movies they hope will achieve blockbuster success. The Onion provides a step-by-step breakdown of how one of these movies becomes a flop:

Your Horoscopes — Week Of August 30, 2016

ARIES: Sometimes in life, you just need to stop whatever it is you’re doing and take a step back. Actually, maybe it’s two steps back. Yeah, that’s good. Keep going. The stars will let you know when you’re far enough.

‘Rugrats’ Turns 25

This August marks the 25th anniversary of the premiere of Rugrats, the beloved Nickelodeon cartoon about intrepid baby Tommy Pickles and his group of toddler friends. Here are some milestones from the show’s nine-season run

Your Horoscopes — Week Of August 9, 2016

ARIES: Your life’s story will soon play out in front of movie theater audiences across the country, though it’ll only last about 30 seconds and advertise free soft drink refills in the main lobby.

Director Has Clear Vision Of How Studio Will Destroy Movie

LOS ANGELES—Saying he can already picture exactly what the finished cut will look like on the big screen, Hollywood film director Paul Stanton told reporters Wednesday he has a clear vision of how studio executives will totally destroy his upcoming movie.

Your Horoscopes — Week Of June 14, 2016

ARIES: Once the laughter dies down, the party favors are put away, and the monkeys led back inside their cages, you’ll finally be given a chance to explain your side of the story.
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Your Horoscopes — Week Of November 12, 2013

  • Aries

    Aries | March 21 to April 19

    It's not so much your intimacy issues, or even your commitment issues that will stand in your way. It's your Uncanny X-men issues.
  • Taurus

    Taurus | April 20 to May 20

    You'll lose your oldest and dearest friend to smoking this week, shortly after running out of cigarettes.
  • Gemini

    Gemini | May 21 to June 20

    Life has a way of sneaking up on you when you least expect it, which isn't surprising, considering what a complete jerk life can be.
  • Cancer

    Cancer | June 21 to July 22

    You look handsome and dashing in your brand new suit. Now, if only a close friend or relative would die, you'd be all set.
  • Leo

    Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22

    There's nothing harder in the world than losing a child, especially when wagering with a full house.
  • Virgo

    Virgo | Aug. 23 to Sept. 22

    You'd pretty much kill for the chance to start things over again, which come to think of it, is how you got yourself into this mess to begin with.
  • Libra

    Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22

    It will be born with ten perfect little fingers and ten perfect little toes, much to the horror of everyone at the reptile breeding center.
  • Scorpio

    Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21

    Don't worry: They're not laughing at your repeated and costly failures. They're laughing with your repeated and costly failures.
  • Sagittarius

    Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21

    Most women are attracted to power and status, but then the stars don't need to tell you that, Mr. General Manager of the Court Street Baskin-Robbins.
  • Capricorn

    Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19

    Just when things seem to be going your way, the baboons will suddenly and violently wake up.
  • Aquarius

    Aquarius | Jan. 20 to Feb. 18

    Remember: Love is more than just feelings of infatuation and attraction and lust. Usually, there's a few feet of rope also involved.
  • Pisces

    Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20

    The presence of Jupiter in your fourth house indicates newfound personal maturity. The presence of empty pizza boxes in your first apartment, however, suggests otherwise.


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