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What You Need To Know About Last Night’s Oscars Debacle

Many viewers were left wondering about the sequence of events that led to the initial erroneous declaration of ‘La La Land’ as the Best Picture winner at the Academy Awards Sunday instead of the real winner, ‘Moonlight’. The Onion breaks down what you need to know about this fiasco.

Brad Pitt Sidelined 6 To 8 Weeks With Red Carpet Toe

LOS ANGELES—Saying doctors strongly recommended that he stay off the injured foot, representatives for Brad Pitt confirmed to reporters Sunday that the actor was sidelined six to eight weeks with a case of red carpet toe.

The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:
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Your Horoscopes - Week Of November 8, 2012

  • Aries

    Aries | March 21 to April 19

    Your life is about to get a whole lot easier. Unfortunately, the same thing can’t be said for your live-in nurse.
  • Taurus

    Taurus | April 20 to May 20

    Pain will be yours this week when that Man from Nantucket finally hears all the terrible things you’ve been writing about him.
  • Gemini

    Gemini | May 21 to June 20

    If you had a dollar for every time a gorgeous woman invited you back to her place, you probably wouldn’t be saving for that prostitute right about now.
  • Cancer

    Cancer | June 21 to July 22

    The kinds of changes that await you this week can be readily found within the pages of most high school chemistry books.
  • Leo

    Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22

    You will once again lie to your dentist about brushing three times a day, flossing regularly, and not sleeping with his wife at the nearby motel every other Tuesday.
  • Virgo

    Virgo | Aug. 23 to Sept. 22

    Humiliation will be yours this week when astronomers discover four large satellites orbiting around you.
  • Libra

    Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22

    Sure, smoking won’t make you look cool, but at least it’ll give you an excuse for being so incredibly lame.
  • Scorpio

    Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21

    You’ll put yourself through college by stripping, which wouldn’t be so bad if you were doing it for the tuition money rather than the classroom grades.
  • Sagittarius

    Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21

    An attempt at composing the perfect love sonnet will fail time and again this week when you fall for a girl named Orange.
  • Capricorn

    Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19

    Curiosity will kill the cat this week, though the microwave, duct tape, and Tupperware container will be mostly to blame.
  • Aquarius

    Aquarius | Jan. 20 to Feb. 18

    Like a river that has, due to a number of environmental changes, begun to run dry, so too will your life become strained and hard to parse.
  • Pisces

    Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20

    There’s just something about women you find completely irresistible. Probably their reproductive organs.
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