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Stockwatch
Though the threat of an actors strike has made investors leery of film companies, shares in MGM rose when the company unveiled its new Lions For Lambs theme park ride.
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Opinion
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Stockwatch
Stocks slid upon news that the company was changing the name of its flagship chain-restaurant brand from "Chili's" to "Brinker International Incorporated's."
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New Bill Would Defend Marriage From Sharks
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Israelites Sue God For Breach Of Covenant
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