How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.

Veteran Told What Offends Him

WASHINGTON—In the wake of protests in which some players knelt during the national anthem prior to this week’s NFL games, a U.S. Army veteran has been informed that the acts offended him.

Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:
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Arguments For And Against Single Payer Healthcare

Bernie Sanders recently introduced a single payer healthcare plan, also known as medicare-for-all, that would guarantee coverage to all Americans under one government-run plan. Here are the arguments for and against implementing a single-payer healthcare plan.

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    Hasn’t yet been ruined by botched rollout and implementation

    It may take a couple years before officials figure out how to make it disproportionately benefit rich white people

    With decreased healthcare costs, citizens would have more money to buy chips and stuff

    The ceaseless yelling of the poor will stop

    No more pretending to understand how any aspect of the current system works

    Wealthy individuals would still have plenty of other ways to flaunt how much better their lives are


    Healthcare decisions would be made by government bureaucrats instead of financial analysts

    Donald Trump sounds like he has something much better and cheaper in store

    Pretty humiliating to follow in the footsteps of Moldova

    Would use up funds that country has been saving up to buy a couple of cruise missiles

    With long wait times on specialized surgeries, it could take years for some citizens to have the procedures necessary to look like a lizard man

    Only a matter of time before people wise up to other inalienable rights they may have

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