Dining Out Vs. Home Cooking

Although cooking at home has long been considered the most practical option, Americans are increasingly choosing to dine out for the sake of convenience. Here is a side-by-side comparison of dining out versus cooking at home.

Mom Has Stacked Dinner Party Roster

GOLDEN, CO—Their eyes widening in amazement as the 43-year-old rattled off the names of heavy hitter after heavy hitter, impressed members of the Dreeshen household confirmed Friday that the roster for their mom’s upcoming dinner party was absolutely stacked.

Grin Slowly Spreads Across Mom’s Face As Meal Revealed To Contain Healthy Ingredients

‘The Mashed Potatoes Are Actually Made With Cauliflower,’ She Announces

VERONA, WI—Having waited until everyone at the table had finished their dinner Monday, a knowing grin reportedly spread across local mother Angela Hopkins’ face as she announced to her family that the mashed potatoes had in fact been made using cauliflower as a healthier alternative.
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Common Cooking Terms Defined

  • Zest: Scrapings of citrus peel that add $12 to the price of your cocktail

  • Marinade: A tangy, cold soup served with chunks of raw meat

  • Stew: To immerse vegetables in hot liquid as they contemplate perceived injustices

  • Garnish: The bullshit parts you’re not supposed to eat

  • Flambé: Traditional French culinary method of setting fire to a household


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