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Refs Let 49ers Put As Many Men On Field As They Want

SEATTLE—Sighing into the microphone as he stood at the 50-yard line of Centurylink Field, NFL referee Gene Steratore ruled during Sunday’s game that the San Francisco 49ers could put as many men on the field as they want.
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Greatest Thoroughbred Horses Of All Time

With the 143rd running of the Kentucky Derby taking place Saturday, Onion Sports looks back on some of the most notable horses in the history of the sport.

  • Man o’ War

    Revolutionized racing by becoming the first horse to run on four legs instead of the traditional two

  • Sunday Silence

    Won the 1989 Kentucky Derby despite going on a cocaine-fueled bender with New York Mets star Keith Hernandez the night before.

  • War Admiral

    Winning the Triple Crown in 1937 at the height of the Great Depression, War Admiral inspired millions of Americans who dreamed of living in quarters as luxurious as his stable

  • Curlin

    Despite earning more than $10 million during his illustrious racing career, the chestnut stallion couldn’t outrun lavish spending habits and filed for bankruptcy in 2013

  • Seattle Slew

    A Triple Crown winner, Seattle Slew was euthanized by the Gambino crime family in 1980 after refusing to fix a race

  • American Pharaoh

    The product of a rich lineage whose members include such champions as Empire Maker, Unbridled, and Terry Bradshaw

  • Prince Rose

    This European-bred specimen holds the distinction of being Belgium’s best and only horse

  • Unbridled

    The 1990 Kentucky Derby champion experienced a meteoric fall from grace when an Outside The Lines report revealed he had fathered 437 offspring with 437 different mothers

  • Secretariat

    The famous stallion’s record in the one and a half mile is mostly attributed to the use of a now banned full-body polyurethane race suit

  • Citation

    The thoroughbred’s 1948 Triple Crown victory only compounded his owner’s regret that he gave his horse such a shitty name

  • Dust Commander

    Quickly faded from the spotlight only to resurface years later working as a hansom cab in Central Park

  • Tick Tock

    Controversially boycotted the 1990 Belmont Stakes as a demonstration against the escalation of The Gulf War

  • Khartoum

    This prize stud went on to sire four Kentucky Derby winners before being discovered decapitated by owner and longtime Hollywood studio mogul Jack Woltz in 1945

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Refs Let 49ers Put As Many Men On Field As They Want

SEATTLE—Sighing into the microphone as he stood at the 50-yard line of Centurylink Field, NFL referee Gene Steratore ruled during Sunday’s game that the San Francisco 49ers could put as many men on the field as they want.

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