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Tips For Back-To-School Shopping

As kids prepare to go back to school, parents are tasked with providing all the supplies and clothes they’ll need for the year. Here are The Onion’s tips for tackling back-to-school shopping.

Choosing The Right Dog For You

Once you decide to get a dog, there’s a wide range of adoptable pets to choose from, whether it’s a mutt or purebred. The Onion offers some helpful tips for choosing the dog that’s right for you.

Choosing The Right School For Your Child

With a new school year beginning soon, parents are making decisions about which type of school best fits their child’s needs. The Onion breaks down what each has to offer.

The Onion’s Beach Bag Essentials

Each summer, Americans flock to the coasts to enjoy the sun and waves. Here are the beach bag must-haves you should never head to the shore without.

Top Family Vacation Spots

With school out for the summer, families are packing up and hitting the road. Here are The Onion’s top family vacation destinations.
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How To Invent A Popular Product

  • Ask yourself the ultimate question of any good inventor: Can you picture it on the clearance shelf at Brookstone?

  • Shout “I’ve got it!” seven to eight times per day and see where that leads you.

  • Test that your prototype is safe for consumer use by leaving it in a room with an unattended dunce and recording the results.

  • Before spending $130 on a patent, gather some honest feedback by posting your blueprints to social media.

  • If your product is not an instant success, don’t give up. Go back to the drawing board and figure out how to incorporate more cheese.

  • The next great innovation is waiting for you at the gas pump. Check out BP’s personality pumps here.

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