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How To Start A Community Garden

A community gardening project is a good way to spur neighborhood involvement, but it requires careful planning and logistics. Here are The Onion’s tips for starting a community garden:

Tips For Writing A Research Paper

Students at every level of the education system are required to write the occasional research paper, and some might wonder where to begin. The Onion provides some tips for writing a stellar paper:
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How To Keep Your Personal Information Secure

  • Encrypt any important paperwork in a three-speed blender.

  • Make sure the only people who have access to your personal identification, such as birth certificates and social security numbers, are you and a string of old landlords.

  • Monitor your credit card statements to make sure the only unusual purchases are the ones you made on Amazon while drunk.

  • Never provide personal details to anyone you don’t know, such as EMTs and firefighters.

  • Several government agencies are more than willing to hide your personal information in return for sworn testimony against the mafia.

  • Too bad Jack from Jack in the Box didn’t follow these tips. See what the hackers found at JackiLeaks.com.

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