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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

  • The Strain

    Guillermo del Toro will talk about the challenges of setting a vampire show in a world where vampires are no longer popular

  • The Lego Movie

    Rumors are swirling that creators will finally confirm you’ll have to buy your kid a bunch of Unikitty shit now

  • The Walking Dead

    Fans can catch Chris Hardwick hosting his 26th straight panel discussion of the weekend while connected to an IV drip and sitting on a bedpan

  • CBS This Morning

    Attendees will be treated to a reunion panel featuring the entire original cast from the show’s 1987 debut season, with a special appearance by fan favorite meteorologist Craig Allen

  • Rocko

    Director David Fincher will give attendees a sneak peek of his upcoming dark reimagining of Nickelodeon’s Rocko’s Modern Life

  • Breaking Into Comic-Con

    Panelists will guide aspiring panelists in how they can one day be on a panel

  • The Big Bang Theory

    Showrunners will finally address the theory positing that character arcs might expand exponentially until the heat death of the universe

  • DuckTales

    This panel will transport audience members back to a simpler time when it was less embarrassing to admit how much they cared about all of this

  • U.S. 7th Circuit Court Of Appeals

    A panel of three federal judges will rule on whether Wayne Enterprises is in violation of the Sherman Antitrust Act

  • Black Mirror

    Those lucky enough to attend will get an exclusive first look at season 4 several milliseconds before it is released on Netflix

  • Hallway Outside Hall H

    Attendees will have the opportunity to ask other fans about the panels they couldn’t make it to

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