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The Onion’s 2017 Summer Movie Preview

With blockbuster season just around the corner, The Onion highlights the most anticipated films of the summer.

  • Wonder Woman

    This hotly anticipated film will be DC’s first to focus on Wonder Woman, a superhero whose powers include flight and forcing audiences to pay attention to female-driven action films

  • Cars 3

    In the franchise’s third installment, the gang must save Lightning McQueen when he’s recalled for failing to meet fuel efficiency standards

  • Dunkirk

    This gritty World War II epic starring Harry Styles and Tom Hardy will introduce a generation of squealing teenage girls to the abject horrors of war

  • Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

    With the fifth film in the franchise, Disney hopes to finally capture the essence of its theme park ride with a plot centered around the long lines, damp seats, and penny-pressing machines of the high seas

  • An Inconvenient Sequel

    This film brings back the entire original cast despite rumors of an ugly on-set rivalry between co-stars Al Gore and Planet Earth

  • The Mummy

    In this action-adventure flick, a mysterious, long-dead franchise is unearthed and brought back to life by a group of foolhardy Universal Studios executives

  • Baywatch

    Fans of the TV series will get some much-needed closure about who is hot now

  • Alien: Covenant

    Shedding light on a population that Hollywood too often overlooks, director Ridley Scott tells the story of an everyday Xenomorph alien

  • Despicable Me 3

    Many experts predict the human species has less than 100 years left to live on this planet

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