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Nation Demands Tax Dollars Only Be Wasted On Stuff That's Awesome

WASHINGTON—Nine of 10 respondents said they favor the continued public financing of new sports stadiums, but only if the old ones are imploded in an elaborate pyrotechnic display that everyone can watch from reclining chairs as AC/DC's "Highway To Hell" blasts in the background.

Freedoms Curtailed In Defense Of Liberty

WASHINGTON, DC—Responding to the threats facing America's free democratic system, White House officials called upon Americans to stop exercising their democratic freedoms Monday.
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The Pros And Cons Of A Two-Party System

  • Pro
    • Easier to grasp for populace that becomes quickly overwhelmed when presented with too many chip options at the supermarket

    • Cultivates a fundamentally American ‘us versus them’ mindset

    • Saves precious time that would have been wasted confronting multiple nuanced positions along a spectrum of political ideology

    • You’ll probably get your way every four to eight years

  • Con
    • Unfairly limits the options available to lobbyists

    • Perpetuates false notion that the U.S. government isn’t controlled by a single top-secret, monolithic political organization composed of the world’s most powerful elites

    • Stifles the creativity of political cartoonists who have so much more than elephants and donkeys to give

    • Voter turnout generally higher in single-party dictatorships

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WASHINGTON, DC—Responding to the threats facing America's free democratic system, White House officials called upon Americans to stop exercising their democratic freedoms Monday.

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