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What You Need To Know About The Trump Administration’s Ties To Russia

New revelations from the U.S. intelligence community about potentially illegal communications between members of the Trump administration and Russian officials, which led to Michael Flynn resigning as national security advisor Monday, have increased calls for a wider investigation of Trump’s murky ties to Russia. Here’s what you need to know.

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Republicans’ Congressional Agenda For 2017

  • Immediately dismantle President Obama’s landmark Clarification Of Treatment Of Electronic Sales Of Livestock Act

  • Simplify tax code so working class Americans know exactly how much they’re being fucked

  • Learn the names of more female body parts to regulate

  • Confirm the lengthy backlog of Obama’s judicial appointments they haven’t had time to get to over the last few years

  • Disentomb sarcophagus of Grand Emperor Thogos, the 2,000-year-old Republican senator who was to be awoken only once the Golden Age of Far-Right Policymaking had begun

  • Hesitantly confirm a secretary of state named Rex

  • Create easier access to abortion clinic doctors’ homes

  • Some nice things for the good folks over in Wisconsin’s 1st district

  • Set ambitious benchmarks for lowering amount of O2 released into atmosphere over next 50 years

  • Get rid of that family of raccoons that’s been living in the Capitol dome

  • Send President Trump weekly email reminders of what the GOP platform is to help him stay on track

  • Kick back and enjoy a few of those cute little filibusters by Senate Democrats

  • Relearn how to applaud during a State of the Union address

  • Salt the earth behind them

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What You Need To Know About The Trump Administration’s Ties To Russia

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