Refs Let 49ers Put As Many Men On Field As They Want

SEATTLE—Sighing into the microphone as he stood at the 50-yard line of Centurylink Field, NFL referee Gene Steratore ruled during Sunday’s game that the San Francisco 49ers could put as many men on the field as they want.

Stunned Adam Schefter Receives Ominous Tip From Future Self

BRISTOL, CT—Slowly returning to his desk shaken and confused, sources reported Wednesday that ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter was stunned to receive an ominous tip from his future self while walking through one of his office building’s hallways.

‘FanSided’ Ranks All 128 NFL Teams

NEW YORK—As part of its comprehensive professional football coverage in anticipation of the upcoming season, sports news site ‘FanSided’ published an article Tuesday ranking all 128 NFL teams.
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Top Prospects Of The 2017 NBA Draft

  • Lonzo Ball

    Landing with his hometown Lakers would make it easier for his father to explain attending every game

  • Markelle Fultz

    Possesses the combination of court vision and unintrusive parents teams want in a modern point guard

  • Malik Monk

    Silenced critics when he offered to take a pay cut to leave Kentucky for the NBA

  • Frank Ntilikina

    The 18-year-old point guard for the French team Strasbourg IG impressed the Knicks with his descriptions of a professional basketball organization

  • Josh Jackson

    NBA teams are confident Jackson has fully distanced himself from those in his life he might violently threaten

  • Harry Giles

    The Duke forward’s impressive 87-inch wingspan expands to 98 inches when threatened by apex predators

  • Dennis Smith

    Scouts love his upside, though they’re not so crazy about his downside

  • Terrance Ferguson

    After spending a season in Australia, he’ll need to kick his habit of performing windmill dunks in a counterclockwise motion

  • Jayson Tatum

    This kid seems like he could be pretty good, but who really knows with this kind of stuff

  • De’Aaron Fox

    At 170 pounds, the 19-year-old is the only person in Kentucky who needs to put on more weight

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