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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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The Trump White House’s Fourth Of July Celebration Schedule

Each year, the White House hosts an Independence Day celebration. Here is what the Trump White House has planned this year.

  • 8:00 a.m.

    Staff present the president with a one-page report laying out what the Fourth of July is

  • 9:00 a.m.

    Military honor guard to fire a volley for each of Trump’s 304 electoral votes

  • 10:00 a.m.

    Children gather on the South Lawn for the annual White House Roman Candle Hunt

  • 10:30 a.m.

    President Trump signs the original Declaration of Independence

  • 11:00 a.m.

    First Lady Melania Trump takes Barron to Six Flags for the day

  • 12:00 p.m.

    Speech by President Trump honoring veterans and promising to create more of them than any other president in history

  • 3:30 p.m.

    Reince Priebus to be fired seconds after taking a huge bite of potato salad

  • 4:00 p.m.

    Reveal of Ivanka Trump’s all-new American flag, which she designed with working women in mind

  • 5:00 p.m.

    Email sent out by Sean Spicer letting everyone know that he’s still got plenty of burgers at his backyard barbecue if anyone wants to come by

  • 8:00 p.m.

    Send Eric Trump to bed with a stomachache after eating too many sparklers

  • 8:30 p.m.

    Senior economist Greg Leiserson performs beautiful a capella version of “God Bless The USA”

  • 9:00 p.m.

    Fireworks display will serve as strong show of force toward D.C. suburbs

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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

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