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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.
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What Compromising Information Does Russia Have On Donald Trump?

On Tuesday, it was reported that leaders of American intelligence agencies had given Donald Trump a memo advising that Russia had gathered compromising personal information about him as part of a wider effort to disrupt the election, though these claims remain unsubstantiated and both the president-elect and the Kremlin deny these reports. Here’s a look at what damaging information Russia may have in its possession.

  • Trump’s sexual fetishes largely in line with those of an American president

  • Holds significant financial investment in corrupt Trump Organization

  • Scathing TripAdvisor review for Trump Hotel Toronto

  • Eight years’ worth of handwritten letters to Barack Obama praising his presidency and character

  • Proof that he once had a business deal not turn out as lucratively as he expected

  • Engaged in regular email correspondence with such dangerous far-right figures as Steve Bannon and Jeff Sessions

  • Trump was Russia’s eighth pick for 2016 president

  • Has been accused of sexual assault by over a dozen women, just in case everyone forgot

  • Repeated disclosures that he loves Eric more than Donald Jr.

  • A picture where his eyes are completely closed

  • Though credited as executive producer of The Apprentice, Trump rarely liaised with production staff to strategize creative direction and approach

  • Hired multiple prostitutes to hold him while he cried and talked about his father in a Moscow hotel room

  • Horrifying list of alternatives he considered for cabinet positions

  • Vast, tangled web of treasonous dealings that half the electorate won’t give shit about

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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

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