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The President Of Vice

‘The Onion’ looks back on eight years of killer tuneage, knocking back tallboys, and hunting for trim with the most buck-fucking-wild hombre to ever work in the White House.

2009

“I shit you not, I got sworn-in and woke up the next day buck naked on the lap of the Lincoln Memorial.”

January 20, 2009
March 20, 2009
April 24, 2009
May 05, 2009
July 07, 2009
August 05, 2009
September 03, 2009
December 07, 2009

2010

“Let’s just say shit got dicey pretty damn quick.”

February 03, 2010
March 23, 2010
April 20, 2010
August 31, 2010
October 19, 2010

2011

“Lost my license after mouthing off to Maryland State Trooper about a bullshit reckless driving ticket.”

April 04, 2011
September 26, 2011

2012

“Shit, this one is real damn hazy.”

January 24, 2012
May 25, 2012
August 08, 2012
September 06, 2012
October 03, 2012
October 10, 2012
October 11, 2012
October 11, 2012
October 11, 2012
October 11, 2012
October 11, 2012
November 06, 2012

2013

“Tore up the Oval Office searching for JFK’s collection of erotica.”

January 21, 2013
January 24, 2013
February 12, 2013
May 24, 2013
July 25, 2013
October 17, 2013
November 11, 2013

2014

“Barry started riding my ass about coming into work at least once a week.”

January 28, 2014
February 03, 2014
May 16, 2014
August 01, 2014
November 20, 2014

2015

“I’ve got chills remembering these days, or maybe that’s just the shrooms kicking in.”

January 20, 2015
January 20, 2015
January 24, 2015
March 13, 2015
August 13, 2015
October 09, 2015

2016

“Trust Uncle Joe on this one, 2016 was a total crock of shit.”

January 12, 2016
May 20, 2016
June 17, 2016
July 27, 2016
July 27, 2016
July 27, 2016
October 18, 2016
November 17, 2016
December 12, 2016
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