Best Of August 2016

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    Aunt On Facebook Casually Advocates War Crime
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    ‘I Can’t Do This Anymore,’ Think 320 Million Americans Quietly Going About Day
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    Report: More American Fifth-Graders Taking Gap Year To Unwind Before Middle School
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    Queen Elizabeth Hoping She Dies Before Having To Knight Any DJs
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    Obama Clears 2,000 Square Miles Of U.S. Airspace For New Free-Range Drone Preserve
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    Performers Frantically Trying To Incorporate Spewing Sewage Pipe Into Rio Opening Ceremony
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    Experts Advise Against Throwing Laptop Across Office Even Though It Will Feel Incredible
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    New Poll Finds 80% Of Americans Would Just Fucking Destroy Pan Of Brownies
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    Ayatollah Khamenei Addresses Tehran Prison Mess Hall During Annual Press Correspondents’ Dinner
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    Study: Average Person’s Enjoyment Of Vacation Drops 36% For Each Additional Family Member Present
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    New Domino’s App Allows Customer To Track Pizza’s Movement Through Digestive System
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    Home Depot Employee Can Tell This Customer’s First Attempt At Pipe Bomb

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