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Best Of Election 2016

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    Report: It Still Nowhere Near Okay To Act Like Donald Trump
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    Nation Elects First Black-Hearted President
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    ‘What’s Our Best Path To 270?’ Gary Johnson Asks Campaign Aides Packing Up Office
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    Trump Makes Last-Minute Push To Appeal To Whites
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    Nation’s Still-Undecided Voters: ‘Help, We Can’t Get Our Car Seatbelts Off’
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    New Heavy-Duty Voting Machine Allows Americans To Take Out Frustration On It Before Casting Ballot
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    Clinton Staff Readies EMP Launch To Disable All Nation’s Electronic Devices
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    Mike Pence Training For Vice Presidential Debate By Hitting Punching Bag With Climate Change Study Taped On Front
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    Wound-Up Tim Kaine Running Around Clinton Campaign Headquarters In Pajamas
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    Melania Trump Stumbles Upon Dozens Of Husband’s Haunting, Macabre Self-Portraits
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    ‘Why Can I Never Seem To Say The Right Thing?’ Weeps Trump Into Pillow
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    Hillary Clinton: ‘When I Was A Child, Most Special Interest Groups Wouldn’t Even Consider Donating Large Sums Of Money To A Woman’
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    Trump Sick And Tired Of Mainstream Media Always Trying To Put His Words Into Some Sort Of Context
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    Biden Busted In DNC Parking Lot Selling Bootleg ‘I’m With Her’ T-Shirts
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    Trump: ‘Remember, This Is Your Last Chance To Get Out Before This Goes Any Further’
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    ‘Secretary Clinton Is A Different Person Than Donald Trump,’ Says Bernie Sanders In Ringing Endorsement
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    Hillary Clinton Bowls Over Catcher To Score Winning Run In Campaign Staff Softball Game
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    ‘I’d Like You To Post Long, Aggressive Rants On Social Media,’ Says Bernie Sanders In Supporter’s Interpretation Of Speech
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    Elderly Voter Never Thought She’d Get To See Female Presidential Nominee Called Heartless Ice Bitch During Her Lifetime
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    Nation Unable To Recall If Trump Said He’d Personally Fund Abortion Bombings Or If That Just Sounds Right
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    If I Could Be Just Completely Honest For A Second, I Believe Exactly What You Believe
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    Trump Sits Down Beside Fire With Quill And Ink For Evening Writing Out Tweets
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    Ted Cruz Dressed For Campaign Rally By Swarm Of Loyal Vermin
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    Clinton Takes Campaign Staff To Little Hole-In-The-Wall Financial Institution Not Many People Know About
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    Violence Erupts At Trump Rally After Supporters Clash With Protesting GOP Leaders
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    ‘I Suffer From Severe Psychological Issues And I Need The Help Of Mental Health Professionals,’ Says Trump In Pointed Debate Comeback
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    Clinton Throws Flash Grenade To Divert Attention From Question About Senate Voting Record
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    Ben Carson Slowly Floats Away From Earth
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    ‘I’m Trump All The Way,’ Says Man Who Will Die From Mishandling Fireworks Months Before Election
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    Jeb Bush Bungles Several Questions On First Day Back At Home
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    Moderator Asks Candidates To Be Specific When Describing Hellscape Country Will Become If They Not Elected
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    ‘Please Hold While I Send You Through To Mr. Gilmore,’ Says Jim Gilmore Inside Empty Campaign Office

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