Best Of February 2016

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    Report: Getting Out Of Bed In Morning Sharply Increases Risk Of Things Getting Even Worse
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    Takeout Burrito Shielded From Cold As Though It Were Week-Old Newborn
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    Pizza Slice Only Has One Pepperoni
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    Obama Compiles Shortlist Of Gay, Transsexual Abortion Doctors To Replace Scalia
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    Labor Secretary Letting 8 Million Unemployed Americans Crash At His Place Until They Get Back On Their Feet
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    Report: Someone Needs To Get Chips And Dip Away From Area Man
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    Obama Resigns From Presidency After Michelle Lands Dream Job In Seattle
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    High School Nurse Getting Pretty Good At Spotting Morning Sickness
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    Mom Holds Knife To Throat Of Dinner Guest Who Offered To Help With Dishes
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    Middle-Aged Man In Gym Locker Room Puts Shirt On Before Underwear
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    Parallel World Leaders Meet In Washington For Interdimensional Summit
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    Grandmother Palms Grandson $10 Like She Fixing Boxing Match

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