Best Of January 2016

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    Disney World Opens New Ordeal Kingdom For Family Meltdowns
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    Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Reluctantly Accepts Alternative Sentence Of Coaching Troublesome Youth Sports Team
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    34-Year-Old Man May As Well Keep Pursuing Dream At This Point
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    You To Still Die One Day
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    Monsanto Lab On Lockdown After Scientists Find Shattered Tomato Containment Unit
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    High School Bully Worried Victims Will Realize He Actually Retarded Faggot Himself
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    Woman Feels Like She’s Finally Ready To Start Receiving Unsolicited Vulgar Messages Again
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    Chicago Police Department To Monitor All Interactions With Public Using New Bullet Cams
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    Nation Fondly Recalls When Just Regulating Video Games Seemed Like Solution To Gun Violence
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    God Refuses To Grant Any More Transcendent Near-Death Experiences To People Who Crash Snowmobiles
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    Corn Added To List Of Items That Upset Grandma’s Stomach
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    Pajama-Clad Child Makes Turbulent Rampage Through Dinner Party

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