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Iraq And The Nuclear Option

"Well, that seems like a pretty sensible policy that won't have any negative longterm repercussions among nuclear-capable nations already wary of the U.S."

December 18, 2002
MIA Remains In North Korea

"I don't know about you, but I certainly don't want those remains back. Have you seen that shit? It's nasty."

June 07, 2000

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Shroud Of Turin Accidentally Washed With Red Shirt

VATICAN CITY—The Shroud of Turin, an ancient linen cloth believed to bear the image of Christ and...

Spain Vows Eternal Vigilance In War On Bulls
PAMPLONA, SPAIN—The Spanish prime minister pledged that he will not rest until Spain is free of rampaging bulls.
Tribesman Guilted Into Attending Friend's Boundary Dance
KOROMA, PAPUA NEW GUINEA—Huli tribesman Olene, 32, expressed annoyance Tuesday after being "guilt-tripped" into agreeing to attend his friend Gumaiba's boundary dance.
Spaghetti-Os Discontinued As Franco-American Relations Break Down
PARIS—Disagreements on key issues such as sodium levels and pasta-ring size have cast the future of canned pasta in serious doubt.
Christ Announces Hiring Of Associate Christ
JERUSALEM—Jesus announced Monday the hiring of Tacoma, WA customer-service supervisor Dean Smoler as Associate Christ.

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international In Brief

Vladimir Putin Begins Second Term As Whatever He Is
May 05, 2004
Millions Participate In Cuban Version Of Survivor
Aug 23, 2000
Civil Unrest In Sierra Leone Concerns NPR Listener
May 10, 2000
Milosevic Dreams He's Slaughtering Ethnic Albanians In His Underwear
May 19, 1999
15,000 Brown People Dead Somewhere
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From The international Archives

Christ Demands More Money
October 07, 1997 | Issue 32•10
Cardinals Blasted For Negative Campaign Tactics In Papal Race
March 28, 2001 | Issue 37•11
Bumbling Ragtag Regiment Achieves Heartwarming Victory In Iraq
February 27, 2007 | Issue 43•09

Tribesman Guilted Into Attending Friend's Boundary Dance
October 15, 2003 | Issue 39•40
Society For Creative Anachronism Seizes Control Of Russia
May 26, 1999 | Issue 35•20
Saddam Hussein Harnesses Cuteness Of Babies For Powerful New Weapon
February 03, 1998 | Issue 33•04

Poverty-Stricken Africans Receive Desperately Needed Bibles

March 13, 2006 | Issue 42•11

Thousands More Dead In Continuing Iraq Victory

December 18, 2006 | Issue 42•51

Christ Getting In Shape For Second Coming

April 04, 2007 | Issue 43•14

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Spain Vows Eternal Vigilance In War On Bulls
PAMPLONA, SPAIN—The Spanish prime minister pledged that he will not rest until Spain is free of rampaging bulls.

Tribesman Guilted Into Attending Friend's Boundary Dance
KOROMA, PAPUA NEW GUINEA—Huli tribesman Olene, 32, expressed annoyance Tuesday after being "guilt-tripped" into agreeing to attend his friend Gumaiba's boundary dance.

Spaghetti-Os Discontinued As Franco-American Relations Break Down
PARIS—Disagreements on key issues such as sodium levels and pasta-ring size have cast the future of canned pasta in serious doubt.

Christ Announces Hiring Of Associate Christ
JERUSALEM—Jesus announced Monday the hiring of Tacoma, WA customer-service supervisor Dean Smoler as Associate Christ.

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Spain Vows Eternal Vigilance In War On Bulls PAMPLONA, SPAIN—The Spanish prime minister pledged that he will not rest until Spain is free of rampaging bulls.

Tribesman Guilted Into Attending Friend's Boundary Dance KOROMA, PAPUA NEW GUINEA—Huli tribesman Olene, 32, expressed annoyance Tuesday after being "guilt-tripped" into agreeing to attend his friend Gumaiba's boundary dance.

Spaghetti-Os Discontinued As Franco-American Relations Break Down PARIS—Disagreements on key issues such as sodium levels and pasta-ring size have cast the future of canned pasta in serious doubt.

Christ Announces Hiring Of Associate Christ JERUSALEM—Jesus announced Monday the hiring of Tacoma, WA customer-service supervisor Dean Smoler as Associate Christ.

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Spain Vows Eternal Vigilance In War On Bulls
PAMPLONA, SPAIN—The Spanish prime minister pledged that he will not rest until Spain is free of rampaging bulls.

Tribesman Guilted Into Attending Friend's Boundary Dance
KOROMA, PAPUA NEW GUINEA—Huli tribesman Olene, 32, expressed annoyance Tuesday after being "guilt-tripped" into agreeing to attend his friend Gumaiba's boundary dance.

Spaghetti-Os Discontinued As Franco-American Relations Break Down
PARIS—Disagreements on key issues such as sodium levels and pasta-ring size have cast the future of canned pasta in serious doubt.

Christ Announces Hiring Of Associate Christ
JERUSALEM—Jesus announced Monday the hiring of Tacoma, WA customer-service supervisor Dean Smoler as Associate Christ.