Highbrow Student Apartments Offer Authentic East-Coast Feel
Wealthy Tenants Gladly Pay Extra For Filth, Crime And Vermin
Student housing usually involves shoddy accommodations, sparse furnishings, and tenuous landlord–tenant relations.
Issue 2416
Professor To Publish Book
“It will have pages,” Say Sources
Professor Theodore L. Chaptman, a well-known professor at the university, announced that he will be publishing a book.The book, on the same subject that ...
The Onion's Weekly Campus Crime Roundup
Compiled from the logs of University Police & Security
Sunday, November 284:34 a.m. Officer dispatched to Witte Hall in regard to an open safe.
Sonic Booms
Out of Sight, Out of MindMDID(Scat)First, MDID is a one-man band that’s been recording since 1985.
Cultural Idiocy Quiz
Magazine Mania
DIRECTIONS: Name the magazine in which these features appear:1. “Picks & Pans”2. “Humor In Uniform”3.
Drunk Of The Week
MITCH MELUM
Alcohol is EVIL! Congratulations to The Onion’sDRUNK of the WEEKMITCH MELUMMitch earned his place among Madison’s most honored drunks by head-butting an innocent ...
