WASHINGTON, DC—The six-millennia-old sky-father deity Yahweh, worshiped by Christians, Muslims and Jews alike for His alleged all-knowing compassion and vast benevolence toward humanity, refused ...

HOLLYWOOD, CA—In an unprecedented act of journalistic subterfuge, Entertainment Tonight has acquired preview footage from the set of the upcoming action film Maximum Heat ...

WASHINGTON, DC—In light of the amount of shit that’s been piling up lately, President Clinton called for a National Week Off.

KOROLYOV, RUSSIA—The delapidated space station with faulty wiring provides ideal conditions for learning about spaceborne panic.

FORT MYERS, FL—Area resident Beatrice Sewell, 49, affirmed her faith Thursday in both her fourth marriage, to local dockworker Davey Sewell, 54, and the ...

WASHINGTON, DC—In a nationally televised press conference, U.S. Secretary of Beer Earl Titleman shouted boisterously and implored the American people to get down ...

HOLLYWOOD, CA—Next summer's blockbusters will have some old-fashioned competition when the Star Wars trilogy gets a special 21st anniversary re-release in 4,600 ...

REYKJAVIK, ICELAND—The North Atlantic Treaty Organization welcomed three new members Monday: former Soviet republic Slovenia, Swiss mask-mime troupe Mummenschanz, and the Czech Republic. "We ...

U.S. book publishers are struggling, with sales dropping sharply over the past few years. Why aren't Americans buying books?

It's time to let old grudges go. Release those German POWs from your basement.

As a result of the crime boom of the '70s and '80s, experts are predicting an explosion in the number of elderly prisoners in the ...