WASHINGTON, DC—Despite America's high standard of living, nearly limitless personal convenience, and undisputed status as the most entertained nation on Earth, the national ...

ATLANTA—Flames tore through an Atlanta-area Burger King Tuesday, killing seven overweight teenage mothers and leaving the restaurant's manager with an equal number of ...

LOS ANGELES—UPN was honored for its tremendous contribution to the number of TV programs on the air.

NEW YORK—Film critic Joel Siegel said he is confident he'll be knocked out by 90 minutes of wall-to-wall, non-stop laughs.

WASHINGTON, DC—More than 200,000 robots from across the U.S. marched on Washington Monday, demanding that Congress repeal Asimov’s First Law of ...

JERSEY CITY, NJ—According to a report issued Wednesday by 51-year-old Jersey City resident Phil Lardner, Jesus Christ Almighty, his back feels like a goddamn ...

WASHINGTON, DC—President Clinton is strongly denying special prosecutor Kenneth Starr’s claim that he has a receipt proving that on July 11, 1994, Clinton ...

SOMERS, NY—A 60-second, $2.6 million ad that aired during Sunday’s Super Bowl telecast has raised awareness of Pepsi .00000000001 percent, Pepsi officials ...

Figure skating is reaching new heights of poipularity in the U.S., drawing huge ratings for increasingly frequent TV specials. Why are so many Americans ...

After years of wayward, sinful living, you will finally see the light this week and ask Christ to enter your life. Unfortunately, He is busy ...

LAUSANNE, SWITZERLAND—International Olympic Committee president Juan Antonio Samaranch announced Monday that, for the first time ever, professionals will be permitted to compete in wrestling ...

Saddam Hussein continues to defy the terms of Iraq's Gulf War surrender, refusing to let U.N. weapons inspectors into his nation unless economic ...