WASHINGTON, DC—At a press conference Monday, U.S. Secretary of Self-Help Edward Wiersma named best-selling author and noted empowerment expert Dr. Nancy Weeks, Ph ...

THE WOODS—An estimated 15 woodland animals gathered for an improvised oompah-band jamboree Monday.

AD DUWAYM, SUDAN—Retired Sudanese Army captain and father of three, Katum Malakai, 14, wonders where the time has gone.

CHEYENNE, WY—Circuit Court Judge Cedric Traynor, the notorious, media-dubbed "Vigilante Judge," took the law into his own hands once again Tuesday, sentencing convicted arsonist ...

WASHINGTON, DC—Big-city mayors across the U.S. are hailing Congress' recently passed, $550 million "Please Don't Feed The Poor" public-awareness campaign as "a ...

SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA—According to tests conducted by school psychologists and reading teachers, local third-grader Stephanie Franck is so mind-bogglingly stupid that she sees ...

NEW YORK—A major jewel heist was lip-smackingly thwarted Monday, when noted criminal overlord Dr. Octopus was brought to justice thanks to Spiderman and the ...

WELLESLEY, MA—Responding to widespread protests, Wellesley College is withdrawing the phrase "Hot All-Girl Action" from its recruitment brochures, spokespersons for the prestigious women's ...

For years a dormant genre, horror movies are suddenly hot again. Why are people flocking to them?

After using you as a test subject in an excruciating set of experiments, scientists discover that the blood vessels in a human body stretch 60 ...

Don't you worry about Rex. Your father and I gave him to a nice farm family. Now he'll be able to run and ...

Much of the U.S. remains in the grips of a record heat wave. Here are some handy tips to help you stay cool and ...

On July 24, Russell Weston Jr. entered the U.S. Capitol with a .38 caliber revolver and killed two guards, prompting calls for tighter security ...