MORRISTOWN, NJ—Determined to "get good and comfortable" in his new La-Z-Boy "Dynamo" Reclina-Rocker after a big meatloaf dinner, area resident Gil Siebert paused Tuesday ...

PRAIRIE DU CHIEN, WI—The radical Animal Liberation Front freed thousands of cows from their human captors Monday.

NEW YORK—Seeking a much-needed boost in sales, the collectible-plate industry said Barbra Streisand's demise would be ideal.

SPRINGFIELD, IL—A local teenager was in stable condition Monday after nearly being crushed to death by the 263 corporate logos he recklessly wore at ...

BURBANK, CA—Desperate for new phrases, Sony Pictures' Wheel Of Fortune received special permission from the FCC Monday to use word puzzles containing objectionable language ...

SAN ANTONIO, TX—Investigators are citing "broken Propecia tablet-handling" as the cause of Monday's death of San Antonio resident Nancy Ivey. According to reports ...

MONTPELIER, VT—Mark Wilens, a 41-year-old cretinous reprobate who relocated to California six years ago, is back home in Vermont for the holidays, it was ...

HOLLYWOOD, CA—Promising a "stunning re-creation of an American film classic," director Gus Van Sant announced Monday he will execute a shot-for-shot remake of the ...

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Earlier this month, a new system of instant FBI background checks on gun buyers went into effect. The system, which takes the place of a ...

Earlier this month, a new system of instant FBI background checks on gun buyers went into effect. The system, which takes the place of a ...