WASHINGTON, DC—Federal officials unveiled the newly updated Bill Of Rights 2.0 at last weekend's Govworld Expo '99. The enhanced version of the ...

LEWANAHO COUNTY, WI—Area resident Gary Pavlik's obsession with Lewanaho County history is becoming a bit sad, sources reported.

CINCINNATI—The new conditioner will wash and condition your brain, regulating social behaviors for a glamorous new you.

PORTLAND, OR—A near-death experience was followed by one of the right-on-the-money variety Monday, when local mechanic Gabe Hoover narrowly averted choking to death on ...

NEW YORK—Cosmopolitan writer Melissa Rutherford achieved a journalistic milestone Tuesday, when she cranked out the magazine's 10 billionth article revealing how to bring ...

DETROIT—In a strongly worded pronouncement to all y'all motherfuckers, Detroit resident Dwayne Combs urged all y'all to go fuck yo' selves...

RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL—Herbie, the media-dubbed "Love Bug," became entangled Monday in a series of madcap South American misadventures which ultimately resulted in his ...

LOS ANGELES—An important piece of paper was tragically and irreversibly smudged Monday, when Los Angeles marketing executive Nelson Whittier inadvertently handled a sales-strategy proposal ...

From Backstreet Boys to 'N Sync to Boyzone, boy groups rules the pop charts these days. Why are they so popular?

You will discover this week that you are 1/64th Chippewa. Honor your ancient ancestors by discovering a use for every single part of the ...

Elizabeth Dole's recent decision to leave the Red Cross is regarded by many as a sign that she will run for president in 2000 ...