WASHINGTON, DC—After decades of waiting, the much-anticipated mass Baby Boomer die-off should finally commence within the next five to ten years, Census Bureau officials ...

MINNEAPOLIS—The Rumanian cadaver who feeds on the blood of the living restated his endorsement of the death-themed children's cereal.

NEW LONDON, CT—Police are urging all women to be on the lookout for fit SWMs who claim to enjoy new adventures.

WASHINGTON, DC—Dubbing the mission Operation Great Job!, President Clinton deployed very special U.S. troops to Iraq Tuesday.

CHEHALIS, WA—Curious about his fellow urinator's penis, restaurant patron Dennis Munro rolled his eyeballs far to the left Monday in the hope of ...

OXNARD, CA—The highly complex intra-office power dynamic at the accounting firm of Adams, Fitzhugh & Associates shifted dramatically Tuesday, when a $229 Futura EZ-Roll office ...

MENDHAM, NJ—What are residents of this normally quiet suburban enclave looking at? Are they looking at 34-year-old resident Darren Pollard? Is that it? Yeah ...

BANGOR, ME—For the 17th consecutive recess period, unathletic pariah Jake Muncie sat off by himself Monday and read The Silmarillion, sources reported. The book ...

LOS ANGELES—Debi Tyler, the latest beach beauty to join the cast of TV's Baywatch, kicked it with Byron Allen Saturday on Allen's ...

Long-criticized as stodgy and out of touch, Grammy organizers are attempting to update the awards' image this year. What steps have they taken?

You begin to feel unwelcome by those around you when your State Tourism Board starts telling prospective vacationers that you’re dead.

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According to the National Oceanic And Atmospheric Administration, the average 1998 worldwide temperature was 58.5 degrees, making it the warmest year on record. What ...