WATERBURY, CT—Shortly before homeroom, Staunton Junior High students freely offered an in-depth critique of Shelley Griese's many flaws.

NEW YORK—More and more Americans are turning to violence as a viable means of conflict resolution.

CHARLOTTE, NC—Customer-service representative Terry Poniewicz now has a collection of zany neckwear, including a tie that plays "Jingle Bells."

MEXICO CITY—Exacting retribution for Catholic explorer Hernando Cortez's destruction of their civilization, Aztec extremists cut out visiting Pope John Paul II's heart ...

REDDING, CA—A junior-high gym-class badminton unit resulted in 948 "shuttlecock"-based double entendres Monday, shattering the previous mark of 761. The 948 jokes, all ...

YPSILANTI, MI—According to new tenant Patricia Croland, the previous occupant of Apt. 12C at 208 Hill Street was clearly not the least bit bothered ...

WASHINGTON, DC—According to a study released Tuesday by the National Institute of Emotional Studies, laughter, long employed as a cathartic response to absurd or ...

UTICA, NY—A $7 tip for a $1.59 breakfast special creeped out Ed's Diner waitress Juliet Drake Monday, leaving her feeling uneasy about ...

Later this year, Sony will unviel its Playstation 2, the much-anticipated follow-up to its popular home videogame system. What are some of the new system ...

Congress will approve the creation of a 51st state, Assholia, for the sole purpose of naming you the state bird.

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With less than a year to go before the dawn of a new millennium, doomsayers are predicting everything from a global computer collapse to Armageddon ...