WASHINGTON, DC–Chanting, "We want McDonald's!" in relative unison, representatives of the American Association of Developmentally Disabled Adults held a press conference Monday to ...
PITTSBURGH, PA–Arcane, poorly translated scrolls etched by an unknown hand thousands of years ago were taken at face value Monday, when Pittsburgh orthodontist Donald ...
WASHINGTON, DC—President Clinton announced that the Bad Times are over, and we all shall live happily forever and ever.
MISSION HILLS, KS–A group of 16-year-old girls skillfully redirected the amorous advances of fellow teen Michael Weigand toward Aimee Collinsworth, the least attractive member ...
COLLEGE STATION, TX–Texas A&M sophomore Bryan Datillo was jolted from a light sleep during a Botany 101 lecture Monday, when his professor, discussing ...
HAMILTON, OH–According to bathroom-bound Carlson & Streed Advertising executive Geoff Kimble, the sports section of Monday's Cincinnati Post is tragically missing. "Where is it ...
ATTLEBORO, MA–Fred Parisi has his own version of a neighborhood-watch program, the 53-year-old Attleboro resident reported Tuesday. "I try to keep a close eye ...
DYERSBURG, TN–Pizza Hut employee Larry Peete, 24, continued to hang around the restaurant for nearly an hour after his shift ended Monday. "He was ...
WASHINGTON, DC–President Clinton spent several hours behind closed doors Monday with Surgeon General David Satcher on behalf of an unidentified friend who is curious ...
April 30 marked the 25th anniversary of the end of the Vietnam War. How was the event commemorated?
You will lose all credibility when it is revealed that, contrary to your claims, your life is not based on a true story.
Last week, Vermont became the first state to legally recognize same-sex marriages. What do you think about this historic legislation?
