LAKEWOOD, CO—Gene Podrewski expressed confusion Monday about his status as a gay camp icon.

WASHINGTON, DC—Bush challenged industry leaders to create new jobs, be it a toilet-cleaning post at an airport or a fry-cook position at KFC.

OAK BROOK, IL—McDonald's announced it is discontinuing its new mascot, a homicidal imp who kills McDonaldland characters and takes their sandwiches.

MINOT, ND— A weekly meeting of the Minot Public Library's "Book Buddies" club degenerated into a discussion of the upcoming Academy Awards Tuesday. "We ...

THE HAGUE, NETHERLANDS— Members of the U.N. war-crimes tribunal were swayed in favor of former Yugoslav president Slobodan Milosevic Monday, when sack after sack ...

SACRAMENTO, CA— Obeying the instincts bred into him by millions of years of evolution, Shiner, a 2-year-old golden retriever, incurred his owner's wrath Monday ...

SALEM, OR— Friends of Bill Moreland expressed irritation Monday over the 29-year-old's habit of playing John Lennon's "Imagine" whenever a piano is in ...

STATE COLLEGE, PA— The 24 other students in a Penn State Paleontology 101 discussion section wince with dread whenever fundamentalist Christian Joseph Moseley raises his ...

Called "rock's conscience," U2 frontman and political crusader has met with everyone from Kofi Annan to Colin Powell. What has he been doing recently?

Everyone will talk about your bold decision to wear such a revealing swimsuit, especially so soon after the accident.

They say hindsight is 20/20 and, boy, are they right. Young people fritter away the gifts of youth, wasting their time on silly video ...

A Middle East peace plan from Saudi Crown Prince Abdullah has generated hope among both Palestinians and Israelis. What do you think?