NEWTON, MA—According to sullen teenager Steve Geremek, the 23rd century, a time previously restricted to the fantastical imaginings of science-fiction writers and futurists, "sucks."

TARTU, ESTONIA—Just months after meeting in a chat room, the nations of Suriname and Estonia have entered a state of open hostility.

MANCHESTER, NH—There is no more beloved harbinger of spring than the sight of a UPS man's sturdy calves in the open air.

SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA— Jonathan Andriesko's weekend acid trip was better planned than his trip to Arizona last month, friends of the 22-year-old video-store ...

GAINESVILLE, FL—Calling the trend "a black mark on academia," deans from more than 300 U.S. colleges converged on the University of Florida campus ...

PURCHASE, NY— Mary Reinemund, wife of Pepsico CEO Steven S. Reinemund, passive-aggressively buys Coca-Cola products whenever she is angry at her husband.

POPLAR BLUFF, MO— According to Kenneth Childs, the new owner of Crackers, an African gray parrot, the previous owner must have watched a tremendous amount ...

CHICAGO—Guests at David and Jill Holman's loft party last Saturday spent the bulk of the four-hour affair discussing various aspects of the loft ...

The U.S. is critically low on organ donations. What is the nation's medical community doing to address the shortage?

You will soon be judged by a jury of your peers, although finding 12 equally drunk bus drivers will not be easy.

A growing sex-abuse scandal is engulfing the Catholic Church, with many priests accused of sexually molesting children. What do you think?