Issue 3823
Youth Pastor Forced To Break Out 'Hell Is Not Disneyland' Speech
EVANSVILLE, IN—A mere eight days into United Methodist Church's summer Bible school, youth pastor John Dearden, 49, was forced to break out his ...
Martha Stewart Stalker Can Barely Keep Up
EAST HAMPTON, NY—Richard Kowalcyk, 36, put in a full 15 hours of stalking today, and he is wiped out.
Name Of Gay Bar Should Have Been Clearer
CHICAGO—After accidentally walking into a gay bar Monday, Jeff Pierce, 23, said the name of the establishment failed to clearly telegraph its orientation. "I ...
Gore Begins Training For 2004 Election In Remote Mountain Cabin
MCCALL, ID—Determined to rebound from his 2000 election defeat, Al Gore has sequestered himself in a remote mountain cabin to train for his 2004 ...
Area Man Thinking About Getting One Of Those All-Body Scans
AUGUSTA, GA—Impressed by the technology, Dan Cirillo is thinking about getting an all-body imaging scan, the 45-year-old Augusta man revealed Monday. "Wow, that looks ...
Sympathy Card Signed By Assistant
KANSAS CITY, MO—A sympathy card from Walters Realty president Bob Merritt to the wife of recently deceased realtor Jim Nolfo was chosen, signed, and ...
U.S. Middlemen Demand Protection From Being Cut Out
WASHINGTON, DC—Some 20,000 members of the Association of American Middlemen marched on the National Mall Monday, demanding protection from such out-cutting shopping options ...
Lottery Loser Angry At Lottery Winner
HARRISBURG, PA—Winona Culvert, a loser in Monday's $113 million Pennsylvania Lottery, expressed anger at Mechanicsburg electrician Clint Furlow, who took home the jackpot ...
CEO Resignations
Tyco CEO Dennis Kozlowski is the latest in a string of corporate chiefs to step down amid scandal allegations.
Horoscope for the week of June 19, 2002
No one will believe that the threats and angry demands for payment in the ransom note were meant as an elaborate joke.
Golf Tips
Warm weather is here, and it's time to hit the links. Here are some tips to help you improve your game:
The 'Dirty Bomb' Threat
U.S. citizen Jose Padilla was arrested May 8 in a plot to detonate a "dirty bomb" spewing low-level radiation. What do you think about ...












