GROSSE POINTE, MI—The Reinhardt's groundskeeper Jorge offered wife Melanie a very attractive package.

NEW YORK—Bill Clinton had no idea a search for his name would yield 2,790,000 results.

OCONOMOWOC, WI—Substitute teacher Mrs. Krafft totally lost her shit during social studies.

CHICAGO—According to city planners, Chicago has run out of new names for its subdivisions. "It was bound to happen sooner or later," Chicago Mayor ...

HOUSTON—Dr. Martin Kenneth Rinjipur, a neurosurgeon at Methodist Hospital, was heckled from the observation deck Monday after removing a cancerous tumor from a patient ...

PARMA, OH—Sunday's episode involving drunken house-party guest Philip Welz was a repeat, guests reported. "I couldn't bear to watch it again," Robert ...

TAMARAC, FL—Michelle, the three-week-old daughter of area residents Sue and Allen McKay, is "unbelievably boring," sources close to the couple said Monday. "Sue's ...

NEW YORK—Sources say Gary Baumgarten, an accountant in the bursar's office at Barnard College, introduced his stick shift into the conversation again Monday ...

SAGINAW, MI—With the holiday season in full swing, the St. John's Lutheran Church Annual Christmas Pageant went into pre-production Monday. "We just hired ...

The Can Spam Act could be signed into law as early as next month. How does Congress plan to reduce unwanted commercial emails?

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AIDS in the Third World, particularly Africa, is an ever-growing problem. What do you think?