PHILADELPHIA—According to a report released by a privately funded think tank Monday, "sorry" just isn't cutting it anymore.

WEST POINT, NY—Six cadets are dead and 14 wounded after an unsuccessful panty raid on the women’s barracks Monday night.

GILLETTE, WY—Some dork from city hall or the mayor’s office or something addressed Westwood High’s fifth-period civics class.

TEHRAN—As the Feb. 20 parliamentary election approaches, hard-line conservative religious radicals and fundamentalist Islamic extremists are stepping up their disparate campaigns. "It's up ...

WASHINGTON, DC—A NASA poll conducted to gauge support for President Bush's space-exploration initiative revealed that a depressing 57 percent of Americans believe that ...

SAN FRANCISCO—GreenWay Airlines, a new low-cost, cooperative airline, offers inexpensive fares to passengers who assist with the flight, an airline spokesman said Monday. "Unlike ...

NEW HAVEN, CT—Police announced Monday that the accidental death of 68-year-old Joseph Lang increased the death toll at 320 E. Oak St. to a ...

GLENDALE, CA—According to nurses at the Rosewater Rehabilitation Clinic, that guy who used to play the fat guy on that one show was admitted ...

Following Janet Jackson's Super Bowl halftime stunt, the FCC has vowed to take a more aggressive stand against indecency. What other recent broadcast events ...

Everything has to start somewhere. In spite of what you claim happened, the enraged bull elephant couldn't have just "come out of nowhere."

Last week, the Massachusetts high court sanctioned same-sex marriages in that state. What do you think?