AUSTIN, TX—Entrepreneurs Terry Argento and B.J. Dreschler realized that, despite their wonderful past transactions, their partnership is over.

OKLAHOMA CITY, OK—Graphics designer Dan Janney's irreverent weather-map graphic cracked up the entire newsroom.

WASHINGTON, DC—President Bush ordered Americans to round these birds up, tie them down, and slit their throats.

TEMPE, AZ—Friends of Joshua Melman agreed Monday that the behavior displayed at the WildSlide Waterpark Sunday was "utterly typical" of the...

NEW YORK—A report released Monday by the Anti-Defamation League confirmed the widely held perception that Hanukkah decorations are being...

ATLANTA—A recently discovered strain of custard could cause a worldwide flandemic, Centers For Dessert Control warned Monday. "We are warning...

WASHINGTON, DC—I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, the indicted former chief of staff to Vice President Dick Cheney, wishes he had stopped answering to...

CHICAGO—Although Ernest Quarles was a reasonably beloved member of his family, the floral arrangements at his Sunday funeral service dominated...

Several recent bills have passed that absolve corporations of liability if consumers are harmed by their products, and President Bush is expected to sign them ...

Republican Revolution Of '94: Everything's Different Now

NEW YORK—With the newly implemented dress code being met with criticism from players like Allen Iverson and Marcus Camby, NBA Commissioner David Stern announced ...

NEW YORK—NBA officials are remaining quiet on the subject of the 2005-06 season's unusual opening week, in which seven games so far have ...

ST. PAUL, MN—Spokespeople for the waterborne-luxury-adult-tourism organization American Sex-Boat Owners Group said Wednesday that unknown factors have caused a sudden and perhaps catastrophic decline ...

President Bush nominated conservative Judge Samuel Alito as a replacement for Justice Sandra Day O’Connor on the Supreme Court. What do you...

Minority Leader Harry Reid called for a private Senate session Tuesday to demand an investigation into pre-war intelligence handling. What do...

In the face of record-high oil prices, oil companies made a record $35 billion in profits in the last financial quarter. What do you think?

The French police have taken 22 young people into custody after more than a week of riots in a northeastern suburb of Paris. What do ...

It was recently announced that Omar al-Farouq, a top al-Qaeda operative, was among four prisoners to escape a U.S.-run prison in Afghanistan last...